Sarcasm at its Best

WARNING! PLEASE READ THE TITLE FIRST BEFORE CONTINUING!

Last week, I celebrated my 19th birthday. Yep, I'm now officially 19 years old. I never really celebrated my birthday these past few years. But last week was different. Really different. It was the best day of my life!

I woke up around 5:30am on my birthday. After that I went straight to my bathroom and took a bath. Then, without eating breakfast, I went to church, heard a mass, then went straight back home. I slept and slept and slept and slept. I didn't remember eating anything at all on my birthday. Maybe I ate, or maybe not. Who cares? Well, not me.

Besides sleeping, I never did anything else but to text some of those people who remembered my birthday even though I didn't announce it. (oh really?)

But the best part of my birthday is when my most important friends didn't greet me at all. I felt so happy back then. Only my best friend Maureen greeted me. Even the most special person in my life forgot it was my birthday and I had to remind her(what's up with that?). I really felt happy!

After that, I went back to my room, looked at my desktop computer and then slept again. Because I was really REALLY happy, I wished that when I wake up, my birthday is already at it's end. Sabi ko nga, "Sana pag-gising ko, April 22 na!"

Guess what. It didn't come true. I WAS REALLY HAPPY!

I was really really happy when I celebrated my birthday! It was the best day of my life!

TO THOSE WHO ARE WONDERING... PLEASE READ THE TITLE...

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Things I've learned on my birthday:
1. Don't expect too much, you might get hurt.
2. Sleeping for 1 whole day causes severe back pain.
3. Don't plan anything.
4. Good friends don't remember your birthday.
5. MY 19TH BIRTHDAY SUCKS!